YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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