So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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