So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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