Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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