You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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