They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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