guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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