i was rollin on her like bob the builder
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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