I can tuck mytits in my pants
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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