are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Plan B is the new Plan A
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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