it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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