Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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