I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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