So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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