Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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