somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
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I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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