But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Me too!
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
