I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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