i would punch a child for taco bell
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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