He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Randomize
