guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away