no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
dude. I can hear the air.
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