Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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