why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
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would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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