Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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