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Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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