Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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