I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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