her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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