Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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