so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I don't deserve a penis
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I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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