I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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