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hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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