Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
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I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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