Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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