hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
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She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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