this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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