i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
