Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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