i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again