i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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