just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
