You're so nebulous sometimes
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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