Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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