matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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