I CAN MOONWALK!
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
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i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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