I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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