Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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