She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
