Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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