In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Randomize
