I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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