hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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